Behold the Mighty Piggly Wiggly Rock
Behold the Mighty Piggly Wiggly Rock
Behold: the mighty Piggly Wiggly Sidewalk Rock.
Unearthed from the spiritually charged asphalt of a parking lot and handpicked for its unmistakable... "vibe," this stone is the ultimate find for those who crave raw, unfiltered power. With a weathered gray hue and a shape that is decidedly rock-like, it exudes an aura of mystery, which is actually just road salt and some unfortunate gum remnants.
Pure Power
This sacred pebble has soaked up the energy of every grocery store cart left to wander and every lost receipt carried by the breeze. Place it under your pillow, or simply let it sit on your shelf to radiate the chaotic alignment of Mercury permanently in retrograde. Forget rose quartz or amethyst—this little guy channels the gritty, no-nonsense resilience of the Piggly Wiggly parking lot. Perfect for grounding, balancing, or just baffling your friends.